Sooooooooooo CLEVER!

It all began with one statement:

"Eh, lets go eat buffet ah!!!"

Man was that a very very STOOOOORPID statement! Why? Because it was made by ME...ME who could not finish any fast food meal that I buy from any Fast food centres and to make things worst....the statement was directed to two of my bestest buddies who are freaking skinny and who eat like a couple of ANTS! Lookie Lookie!

Ya ya ya they are pretty but they are USELESS when it comes to finishing up food!

We went to Thai Kitchen or issit Kitchen Thai (dun know lah cant remmeber but I am very sure both the words are in it)..to break our fast...and before entering the restaurant I saw the words...BUFFET at $15.90 ...and I blurt out those magic words lah. However unlike other buffet, the buffet here is slightly different coz instead of you going to the food, the food comes to you. Somehow or rather at the back of my mind I knew this but my buddies don't which explain the confue look that they have when they airily agreed to my idea and even agreed to pay extra for FREE FLOW of ice lemon tea.

When the food came.....MY GOD the horror! The waiter kept putting dishes onto the table...like one after another ..there was like FOURTEEN of them!! Not including the rice and the soup that comes along with it! I accidentally uttered the words "we are so screwed" under my breadth which was unfortunately heard by the quite good looking waiter who smiled to himself (amused I guess...OIT not funny ok!) Pls refer to the picture below:

We were all silent for about a full five minutes or so, overwhelmed by the HUGE amount of food in front of us...hahahahah! This btw happens a lot when the three of us go out and eat together...like we are in this great denial that we can actually eat when we cant! However...convo soon kicks in as each of us made comments on how nice the food was until to our HORROR...a waitress brought to our table A WHOLE PLATE OF CLAMARI RINGS!!!! (Jujubie smacks herself on the forehead)

We were so dumbfounded that we only managed to give the waitress a nod instead of our usual irritatingly sweet Thank You-s and looks that screams 'Are you sure those are ours???!!!!' HOWEVER...we didnt do THAT bad lah we ate quite a lot....most of the dishes were finished (really!) but there were still quite a lot of leftovers....

Notice that there are still ALOT of clamari rings...well we had the perfect plan on how to finish them...we decided to play a hand game!!! You know the game where you say ooo aaa peeei aaah som! Ya ya we did that....I lost once and therefore had to stuff one damn calamri in my mouth, zarzarbie lost TWICE hence TWO calamari rings and damn angiebie lost NONE! (Oh ya we did only three rounds coz zarzarbie refused to play anymore after her second lost....wonder why...). After we admit a bit of a defeat to the remainder of our food ...a nice waiter came by with a jug of ice lemon tea...and guess wat we did.....ya we stupidly agreed to a refil!!! Dammit I swear you know we are like bimbossssss!

NOT SO BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHT!!!!

At the end of it all we were just feeling woozy, pukey and abit the high....really our tummies were like super bloated and we kept visiting the ladies...ok ok mostly me lah coz i FINISHED my ice lemon tea refill!!!!

Thats zarzarbie taking her final bite and angiebie on her phone complaining to her erm fren....

DISCLAIMER: This disaster is NOT Jujubie's fault, Jujubie ONLY suggest ...it is her lame buddies who always entertain her stupid suggestions .....hahhahaaha! SUCKERS!