Dammit!

Dammit! I hate it when I loose...especially if I loose to people who are EVIlL...Yesh "Sunshine of my life" I am refering to you!!! However becoz my winings are like RARE, it makes them all sweeter. Additionally if I win becoz the moron made a mistake like sinking in the black ball or the white ball follow through wit the black ball or he miss the last shot by a bloody inch.....MAN!!! Thats ever freaking SWEETER!!! From all these 'loose a lot' pool session, I however came up with techniques that can increase my chances of winning. The techniques are as follows:

1. Talk crap while the fella is trying to decide which ball to sink in
2. Violate the fella's private space! Hahhahahah!
3. If the fella uses his/her cue stick to do measurements, use your own que stick to confuse him!
4. Do alot alot of trash talk
5. Mess up the fella's hair while he/she is aiming
6. Irritate the fella poking his/her neck or waist
7. Make silly faces at the opposite end of where he/she is facing
8. Cast a few curses on the hole or ball he/she is aiming for
9. Confuse or trick him/her into sinking your coloured ball
10. Look really really sad so he will teach to strategize or give you more chances Hahhahahah!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalaallaalalalala!