Oxymoron

QUESTION:
How do you confirm that you are no longer viewed as young, even in the public eye?

ANSWER:
When a young mat ...late teens to early twenties hit on you by saying, "Hi, KAKAK lawa..."

CONCLUSION:
DAMMIT!

PS: For those non malay readers, KAKAK means OLDER sister! Key word....OLDER OLD OLD OLDER! But wait....hmmmm maybe he was hitting on Mas....