Kitchen Strikes Again

There I was trying my best to give a shot at cooking...ok ok fine simple frying...there I was making peace with my kitchen ...but nooooooooooooooooo would the kitchen make peace wit me? NO! What did it do instead? It freaking scald me wit freaking hot oil and I freaking ended up with a freaking ugly bubble on my arm!!!!!!!!! Bloody Hell!

FINE BE THAT WAY!!!

*Jujubie waves her fist at the direction of the kitchen*